instead of finding articles for my research paper i’m looking up old articles about eurovision and the funniest one so far has been from 1985 with the quote:
"Nobody knows which country’s pop song will win. But it’s a pretty safe bet whose won’t. Norway’s."
when of course what actually happened in 1985 was:
I’m reading about Jack the ripper, and it’s fucking freaking me out.
A midlle aged man, educated, polite, kind, charming, funny that killid women and ate their intern organs on his free time.
Jesus Christ, he wasn’t caught!!!
…….except for we don’t know how old he was, we don’t know he was educated, we don’t know that he was “polite, kind, charming, funny,” we’re p sure he wasn’t a cannibal because the only evidence of that is in one of the letters, and the letters probs weren’t even written by the actual killer.
also like it doesn’t really effect you that he wasn’t caught, it happened in 1888. he’s definitely not around any more.
i kind of want to know where you’re reading this so i can find them and give them a stern talking to about doing your fricking research.
haveievertoldyouimamermaid, how many times do I have to tell you that Time After Time is fiction
- Wife: When both Samus's have a fully charged blast, my butthole kinda puckers a little bit, I get so nervous...
- Solid 10 seconds of silence...
- Wife: So let's be glad that's not happening anymore, am I right Prog?